Kaagaj ki gudiya

Arya has a poem in school called kaagaj ki gudiya. It goes like -

Kaagaj ki gudiya ki aankh nahi hai
Gudiya kaise dekhegi
Owl ki ankh lagake aise dekhegi

Kaagaj ki gudiya ke kaan nahi hai
Gudiya kaise sunegi
Haathi ke kaan lagake aise sunegi

...and many more such body parts...

I didn't remember which parts of the body and wanted him to revise the poem. So I said

Kaagaj ki gudiya ki naak nahi hai (naak wasn't even in the poem, but Arya put his own 2 cents in it within seconds....)

Kaagaj ki gudiya ki naak nahi hai
Gudiya shemburr kaise banayegi !!!

He says something about the butt too ... but won't post it here. Very smart thinking for him....hehe