Mere paas maa hai.

P: Hey wats that written on your whiteboard? 'Pistol jail mein aa chuka hai'
K: yea we are writing dialogues from famous films on this board. but thing is ... we should first use that verbally in a relevent conversation and then write it here.
J: toh quote of the week hoil.
P: hmm... so what does this dialogue mean?
K: nothing really.
P: Ok thik aahe. nako sangus.
K doesn't know what to say.

Next day >>
K: I have to buy grocery for this month! That too cash this time!
J: ab to baniye ne bhi udhar dena band kar diya hai. Voh kehta hai, 'pehleka udhar chukta karo, aur baad mein saman le jao'.
K: wow this one deserves it!

Yet another day K walks into the office....
K: hey J i have mentioned you in my blog after you told me what that bird was called
J: 'yeh toh apka badappan hai, varna mujh jaise nacheez ko kaun poochta hai'
K: 'hum voh cheez hai jo udne vale parinde ke par gin le'

J and K in D's cabin. (D is the boss)
K wanted to show some PDF file on D's PC, but it was taking huge time to open.
K to D: it's taking so much time to open the PDF
D: (smiles) i'm not a developer so my PC is slow. Developers get faster PCs.
Later outside the cabin K mentions to J what D said.
J: Khud Gabbar ki pistol mein paani!!!
We got another dialogue of the week :)

and the dialogue bazee on the board went on...

After a few days... J erases all dialogues... 'doesn't look professional he says'

but the verbal dialogue bazee still continues...